Rhino what you did last summer

“Thank god I’m back. If it wasn’t for operation Yew Tree the police would never have found me. Glad Paul Lamey is now behind bars”.

Missed you bro.

“Stop taking naked photos of me while I am in the jacuzzi you pervert!”

“Pete, I think I need help, I keep dreaming a blue bunny with giant hands is trying to hug me…”

“Don’t come in, don’t come in!”

I don’t know what…

“I CAUGHT A BURGLAR PETE! Messed him up good.”

We are still working through the concept of Christmas.

Day 26. I have infiltrated the Lego people. They suspect nothing.

Hey Pete, I’ve finally found my perfect match, ROFL LMAO LOLASAUCE.

Mother of god…

I have become sick of Rhino’s belligerence. Meet Reindeer. Look how adorable she is compared to that grey depressing savannah dwelling moron.

“Hey who’s this? Introduce me Pete. Introduce me. Pete, Introduce me. Introduce me. INTRODUCE ME, INTRODUCE ME, INTRODUCE ME, INTRODUCE ME!”

His technique is subtle at best.