Don’t move Rhino…
“GEDDIT OFF GEDDIT OFF GEDDIT OFF”
You’re on your own mate…
"I must have stuttered when I asked you for a kinder surprise you bellend. What the hell is that??"
I thought you were scared of the Lego minifigs Rhino?
"Him? Nah, he’s ‘armless! ROFL"
"All I’m saying is, spend a little bit of money on one like I did, and no more, ‘oi baldy!’
"Backchat me again and it’ll be the other eye"
"Pete, are you serious? It’s not even November!"
But it’s the most wonderful time of the year…
"Hey baby, last night was amazing."
Oh god. Please leave me alone.
"Yo Pete, can I bunk up with you tonight? I’m tired of all those female rhinos taking up my duvet and shit"
What females? You are made of plastic?
“Shut up and go to sleep, don’t make me tell everyone what you get up to on your own when you’ve had a drink”
"Pete, turn the heating down, can’t you see how much I am sweating?" Uh Rhino, we are outside? "STOP MESSING WITH ME"
"So Pete. Remind me why we are here again and not in Italy still?"
I have no answer to that. He has got me there.