"Backchat me again and it’ll be the other eye"
"Pete, are you serious? It’s not even November!"
But it’s the most wonderful time of the year…
"Hey baby, last night was amazing."
Oh god. Please leave me alone.
"Yo Pete, can I bunk up with you tonight? I’m tired of all those female rhinos taking up my duvet and shit"
What females? You are made of plastic?
“Shut up and go to sleep, don’t make me tell everyone what you get up to on your own when you’ve had a drink”
"Pete, turn the heating down, can’t you see how much I am sweating?" Uh Rhino, we are outside? "STOP MESSING WITH ME"
"So Pete. Remind me why we are here again and not in Italy still?"
I have no answer to that. He has got me there.
"I don’t like Italians Pete, look at his cold dead eyes. A strange people."
"Good job you bought that hammock, eh Pete?"
"…and you say this stuff will help me get a girlfriend Pete?"
“Pete, the middle class called. They want their stuff back you bellend.”